New York, NYM
In a recent attempt to secure more voters and make the USA a more cleaner place, Presidential canidate Bernie Sanders has issued a promise to have powerwashing be available to everyone. Sanders said “it isn’t fair that only some people are able to have powerwashing done at their homes. It is essential that the government take responsibility for the cleanliness of our citizens homes. As president I will make sure everyone has access to power washing services.” Sanders also explained, in a bizarrre twist, that climate change and dirty homes are not a coincidence. “Climate change has augmented mold growth, you can see it everywhere. While driving I see mold on people’s roofs, on people’s siding, on people’s decks etc… Until we impede the changing climate we must make sure everyone has their fair share of a clean home. While making the nation cleaner we will be boosting the economy by empowering the powerwashing community. The amount of powerwashing jobs will produce billions of dollars in revenue to small powerwashing companies.” One powerwashing professional Marcus Harris stated he thinks it’s a great idea and he looking forward to the increase in business.
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